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Bent over to pick something up, caught a glimpse of the view..

Bent over to pick something up, caught a glimpse of the view in the mirror, and immediately scheduled a self-worship session.

I took one look at my own ass and forgot my plans, my name, ..

I took one look at my own ass and forgot my plans, my name, and what year it is… and honestly? Worth it.

Woke up, saw my own ass in the mirror, and suddenly canceled..

Woke up, saw my own ass in the mirror, and suddenly canceled all my plans... again 😘

Every time I try to act like a responsible adult, my body’s ..

Every time I try to act like a responsible adult, my body’s like, “That’s cute, but how about we make questionable choices instead?”

I was going to fold laundry, but then I made eye contact wit..

I was going to fold laundry, but then I made eye contact with my toy drawer, and now everything's on the floor, including me.

I set a timer to get stuff done and accidentally started edg..

I set a timer to get stuff done and accidentally started edging myself instead. Multitasking is a skill, okay?

I lit a candle, made a to-do list, and within five minutes, ..

I lit a candle, made a to-do list, and within five minutes, I was halfway naked and grinding on the rug. So yeah, things are going well.

Cleaned one drawer and somehow ended up moaning into a pillo..

Cleaned one drawer and somehow ended up moaning into a pillow. Productivity? No. Porn star energy? Absolutely.

Just tried to be productive and ended up horny on the floor ..

Just tried to be productive and ended up horny on the floor 🥵 I opened my laptop to work and accidentally opened my legs instead… oops.

𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐄𝐘 𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓Want to get super fucking messy with me? ..

𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐄𝐘 𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓

Want to get super fucking messy with me? Stop what you are doing and quote #GOOEYGARDENSQUIRT and tell me how you would clean up my mess?

Good morning, I woke up ready to tackle my to-do list and so..

Good morning, I woke up ready to tackle my to-do list and somehow ended up moaning into a sock pile 🥵

It was a test of strength and endurance… and the bed lost. Y..

It was a test of strength and endurance… and the bed lost. You want to see the photos that started the chaos? Check your DMs. 😏

The bed had one job and it failed, guess I need something (o..

The bed had one job and it failed, guess I need something (or someone) stronger.

All I wanted was a sexy little stretch and somehow I summone..

All I wanted was a sexy little stretch and somehow I summoned a structural collapse.

Mattress: ruined. Headboard: cracked. Me: unapologetic. Beca..

Mattress: ruined. Headboard: cracked. Me: unapologetic. Because there is only one fucking way to live! 😏

I swear the bed asked for it. I just showed up with energy, ..

I swear the bed asked for it. I just showed up with energy, curves, and no chill.

These pics were taken moments before I broke the bed 😈 and n..

These pics were taken moments before I broke the bed 😈 and no, it wasn’t subtle… the neighbors probably applauded.

Good morning, I woke up sore, smug, and still finding splint..

Good morning, I woke up sore, smug, and still finding splinters… it was a productive night 😈

Warning: this post may cause heavy breathing, flushed skin, ..

Warning: this post may cause heavy breathing, flushed skin, and the sudden urge to sin. Proceed recklessly.

My camera roll is currently 80% thirst traps, 15% bad angles..

My camera roll is currently 80% thirst traps, 15% bad angles, and 5% me hyping myself up mid-twerk. This one? Full threat level.

I dress like this when I want to feel powerful, deranged, an..

I dress like this when I want to feel powerful, deranged, and slightly unhinged. Mission accomplished.

I pulled this outfit out of my "emergency horny" drawer and ..

I pulled this outfit out of my "emergency horny" drawer and it did not disappoint. Tips if it just ruined your productivity.

I accidentally flashed myself in the mirror while taking the..

I accidentally flashed myself in the mirror while taking these and said, “Oops,” with zero remorse. Do you want in on the chaos? DMs are open.

If this view ruins your focus, peace, and ability to functio..

If this view ruins your focus, peace, and ability to function... You are welcome 💗 I did it for the greater good (of my own ego).

Good morning to everyone whose day I’m about to ruin in the ..

Good morning to everyone whose day I’m about to ruin in the sexiest way possible 💗

This outfit says “first date,” but my energy says “you won’t..

This outfit says “first date,” but my energy says “you won’t walk right tomorrow.”

Check the DMs if you think I am bluffing… and bring holy water. You’ll need it.

I looked too good to behave today, so I said FUCK that, and ..

I looked too good to behave today, so I said FUCK that, and I didn't!

If you made it into my messages, congrats—you’ve already joined the dark side 😈

I MAY have something in the DMs that would make my grandma c..

I MAY have something in the DMs that would make my grandma clutch her fucking rosary…

My face is innocent, but my camera roll is a problem. Ask nicely, I might leak a little preview 👀

Sweet? Sure. Until you say the right thing, and I’m suddenly..

Sweet? Sure. Until you say the right thing, and I’m suddenly making noises that aren’t even on the alphabet chart.

Tip: if you want to unlock the “unholy” mode 💦

Looked like a sweetheart until I opened my mouth and ruined ..

Looked like a sweetheart until I opened my mouth and ruined it for everyone 😘

I may smile like an angel, but the stuff in your DMs could get us both excommunicated.