I've long outgrown this shirt, but sometimes I still just ne..
Added 2024-12-06 02:29:50 +0000 UTCI've long outgrown this shirt, but sometimes I still just need to check.
How much more of my fat stomach heaves out between the buttons that won't close? How much tighter does it cling to my trembling obese hips? I have to check to see if it still pulls all the way down, and how much more work I'll need to put in before it rolls up over my blubbery love handles even with the buttons pulled far apart. I love the feeling of my doughy pig belly flopping over the lowest button but how much more weight will I need to put on until even that one is impossible to close? The way the sleeves are tightning much slower than the rest of it shows me without a doubt that I really am widening into a mortifying pear. This exploration was delicious, embarrassing, and I relished every second of it. I hope you do too.
