

Hearken, ye faithful subjects of mine realm. I, GiGi the first, do hereby decree: On this day, all gamers shall henceforth cleanse thine arses. Let none be tempted by the grind, let none be found in foulness or stench of thine own gamer juices. The purity of the body doth befit the purity of the soul. So it is spoken, so it shall be done.