

My mom doesn't mind taking pics for you since she's 70 and like who cares, right? She can't be fired from a job, and other grammas be like "wow, you're brave, I could never!" But she does think you're just punking her when requests for her to take pics come in. "I think your fans are just messing with you, Crystal. There's no way they want to see some old lady. They're just having a joke" But in any case, don't jerk off fantasizing that you're having sex with my mom, since she's my mom. Ok? Promise?