

"Are you looking down my top, Bradley? You know I'm 52, right? That's older than your mother! Oh, don't worry, honey, I'm flattered. You could be gawking at girls your own age but here you are, blushing and flustered over little old Mrs. Mason. Oh, today is your 21st birthday, huh? Hmmm...I think I have the *perfect* surprise gift in mind, cutie..."