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Other, less important updates that I would be sharing in a l..

Other, less important updates that I would be sharing in a live stream, but I'm not streaming because I can't reliably be in my studio for any length of time...

🟢As always, the easiest and quickest content for me to make and deliver are dick ratings. They range between $15 and $50 depending what you want, but for the longer ones, I can knock out probably 20 of them in a morning, and the turnaround is usually under 30 minutes. I'd need to sell fewer than 10 per day to meet my goal. (The $50 rating is a dick rating, but also a 3-5 minute clip, with nudity and your name if you want, at no extra cost. No toys, but lots of encouragement and teasing)
🟢 All the stores around me are still out of watermelon monster, this is awful. Today I tried strawberry, and I hate it. I might settle for diet dr pepper for now.
🟢 Bestie and I decided that Sunday nights we're gonna get together and have soup and watch the secret lives of mormon wives, and already, it's a shit show. The soup was delicious though.
🟢I moved one of my persian shields inside, fingers crossed it survives the winter.
🟢 I have mostly recovered from my tragic self tanning accident. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. Since I want the dr to be able to see the little skin cancer on my face in it's most natural state, I'm not gonna tan again until after I see him. When I start posting ghost content, mind your business.
🟢I'm on part 3 of book 3 in this fairy series. In case you were wondering, Feyre is still skinny and has been talking about being tired and not feeling well for like, 25 chapters so I'm sure we're gonna find out she's knocked up any minute now.

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