saraunderwood

I'm baaaaaaack! Holy shit I have missed you guys!! I'm feeli..

I'm baaaaaaack! Holy shit I have missed you guys!! I'm feeling soo much better--thank you everyone who reached out to check on me over the past couple weeks 🥰 And you KNOW your girl has been DYING to get naughty, so I sent you something this morning--check your DMS!

Alright, my loves I have to be honest about something--I was..

Alright, my loves I have to be honest about something--I was so excited to share my new boobs with you that i might have been a little overzealous with how fast I was making new stuff during my recovery. 🤦🏼‍♀️ My body is now telling me I need to slow down a little bit, and I think I need to listen to it this time. 😬 I'm going to ACTUALLY rest and let myself heal so I can be back and better than ever ASAP!! Hopefully I'll be able to do more fun stuff next week, but I'm going to play it by ear and will keep you updated! I already know you guys are are going to be understanding and supportive because you ALWAYS are...so thank you so much for that! 🥰😘

Halloween Flashback--this was one of my favorite costumes ev..

Halloween Flashback--this was one of my favorite costumes ever! You know I love feeling the force between my legs 😈😉 Who remembers this? 👇

We all know the importance of good oral. oops..I mean good o..

We all know the importance of good oral. oops..I mean good oral hygiene! 😉 (what? is this not how YOU look when you brush your teeth!?)

I just realized how hard it would be for me to explain to so..

I just realized how hard it would be for me to explain to someone not on my page that this week I sent you slutty pictures as a fairy tale princess 😇 AND pictures from RIGHT after i got fucked and had just orgasmed! 😈 Hahah! What even is my life? 🤣🤣 I love it here..lol

I told you guys a secret about when I like to have sex in th..

I told you guys a secret about when I like to have sex in that dm i sent yesterday (the “right after I just got fucked” pics—in case you missed it!)...and now i'm curious--what's your fave time of the day to do it?

I tried something COMPLETELY NEW this morning--sent you some..

I tried something COMPLETELY NEW this morning--sent you some of the most intimate pics I've ever sent taken RIGHT AFTER i had sex this morning--OMG 🫦They're in your DMS NOW

All fairy tales need a happy ending 😉 Check your DMs for you..

All fairy tales need a happy ending 😉 Check your DMs for yours 🥵🍎

Have you PICKED YOUR POISON? My wicked stepmother put me in ..

Have you PICKED YOUR POISON? 
My wicked stepmother put me in a deep sleep with this poisoned apple but then you came along and rescued me with a kiss. Now I owe you something VERY naughty. What do you want as your EXTRA RAUNCHY reward?🍎

Tip $12 if you want me to show you these brand new giant tits I've got! They've never been sucked on before--will you be the first?

Tip $19 to see this Princess bend over for you and show you my butt and explicit butthole! You'll have access to every royal hole!

Tip $21 if you want spread legs and a wet pussy that’s been waiting for you to waken it with a kiss too!

OR TIP $32 for ALL 26 PHOTOS and save $20! 🍎🍎

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the naughtiest of them all?..

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the naughtiest of them all? And just how naughty is she? The answers are in your DMS now! 🍎😈

Can I tempt you with some forbidden fruit? Shooting a VERY f..

Can I tempt you with some forbidden fruit? Shooting a VERY fun Halloween costume today! 🎃 Any guesses? 👇 Keep your eye on your DMs this evening for the reveal!

Y'all guess what's coming THIS WEEK!! HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!! I..

Y'all guess what's coming THIS WEEK!! HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!! If you've been here previous Halloweens, then you KNOW this is one of my favorite times of the year! 🎃 I am soo excited about the costumes I've got planned for you! Who else is excited?

I just want to tell you guys I've had so much fun sharing my..

I just want to tell you guys I've had so much fun sharing my new tits with you this week. Thank you to every single one of you who opened the pictures or video I sent you and then said nice things, either in DMs or comments. I was so excited about them and there was a TEENY part of me that worried I'd get some negative feedback that would burst my bubble, but I should know better. I really do brag that I have the best and nicest and most supportive fans on the planet 🥰😘

The new tits have been getting so much love lately, I just w..

The new tits have been getting so much love lately, I just want to remind you of my other ASSets. 😈 In case you've forgotten 😉

I kinda feel like everyone who has opened the video in their..

I kinda feel like everyone who has opened the video in their DMS is in a special club now--the only people to have seen video of my tits looking brand new and huge! haha! Are you in the club? Do we need a special handshake? Password? 🤣

SURPRISE VIDEO OF MY NEW TITS IS IN YOUR DMS NOW! As I was g..

SURPRISE VIDEO OF MY NEW TITS IS IN YOUR DMS NOW! As I was getting in the shower this morning I caught sight of them in the mirror and really just had to grab my camera to show you how fucking massive they are now! 😳

The response to my new bigger tits has been sooo overwhelmin..

The response to my new bigger tits has been sooo overwhelming..OMG! Y'all are trippin' over how big they look 🤣 I'll be honest, I think they look REALLY good so I had a feeling a lot of you would think so too 😉 But I underestimated you because I haven't even been able to keep up with the responses! 🥰 I'm so excited thinking about all the fun we're gonna have with these!!

Okay, here's a fun game-- if you've seen my BRAND NEW, BIGGE..

Okay, here's a fun game-- if you've seen my BRAND NEW, BIGGER BOOBS that I REVEALED IN YOUR DMS yesterday, describe them in ONE WORD (don't cheat!!!) below! Mine would be: expensive. hahaha, I'm kidding...well, no, I guess i'm not, but besides that mine would be: Voluptuous 🫦

IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG REVEAL!!!! Pics of my BRAND NEW BOOBS ..

IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG REVEAL!!!! Pics of my BRAND NEW BOOBS are in your DMS NOW! Let me know what you think when you see them! I guess now I can tell you, I did go BIGGER!! 🙈🙊 Omg I'm genuinely BUZZING with excitement right now that I can show you guys. I'm obsessed with them and I need to share in the excitement!! EEEE!!!

Laying in bed recovering and all I can think about is how ba..

Laying in bed recovering and all I can think about is how bad I can't wait to get back to the desert!! I'm so excited to get to show ya'll some desert builds! 🔨 I just need the temperature to drop some because this Oregon girl was not made for 110 degrees. 🥵🥵

I'm so excited to see my new boobs! I'll be doing a grand re..

I'm so excited to see my new boobs! I'll be doing a grand reveal as soon as I can (and make sure you donate to my fundraiser so you get the special early sneak peek!) I'm gonna keep the size a surprise until then, but tell me what you're hoping they will look like!

It's a boob extravaganza! 🤣 I got a bunch of requests for th..

It's a boob extravaganza! 🤣 I got a bunch of requests for the uncensored version of this video compilation where I’m bouncing and manhandling my tits so much over the years that it likely ruptured my implant. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Since I'm just laying here recovering (😭😭 OUCH) I made a special, EXTENDED CUT of it for all my titty lovers! Might as well send the old girls off in style! lmao. And don't forget to donate for your exclusive first look at the new pair when I reveal them https://onlyfans.com/1294847658/saraunderwood

Well, it's time 😬 Do I look calm here, because I am NOT CALM..

Well, it's time 😬 Do I look calm here, because I am NOT CALM 😱 I hate surgery and going under so everyone send me some love and OMG they just told me the final number of what this is going to cost and let me just say its not pretty!! 😭🤣 If you haven't already, you can contribute to my "Fix Sara's Boobies Fund" here: 👉 https://onlyfans.com/1294847658/saraunderwood

I'm thinking as a special treat everyone who contributes will get the first look when my new pair are revealed!!

Well, fuck, y'all 🙈 I found out that ONE OF MY IMPLANTS RUPT..

Well, fuck, y'all 🙈 I found out that ONE OF MY IMPLANTS RUPTURED (omg!) 😭 So...that means a new set of tits for me (and you)! Yay...i guess?? 😬I was trying to figure out how this could have possibly happened and then it hit me--Could it be something having to do with these videos and all the others like them?? LMAO! 🤣 I WAS HURT ON THE JOB! Y'all owe me Workman's Comp! I'm gonna turn on the fundraiser thing so you can help me pay for this surgery 🤣 🙈 Wish me luck on the procedure, I'm so nervous! 😬😭

One thing about me is, on Sunday mornings you're gonna find ..

One thing about me is, on Sunday mornings you're gonna find me in bed until at least noon. Anyone else?

What a perfect, peaceful way to end a crazy and wonderful we..

What a perfect, peaceful way to end a crazy and wonderful week!! You guys have made me so happy over the past few days, I can not even express how much I love y'all! (if you're just tuning in and don't know what I'm talking about...uh...you might want to scroll through your DMS from this week 🤣)

Get you a girl who builds an entire cabin by hand so she has..

Get you a girl who builds an entire cabin by hand so she has a new place to get freaky for you, am I right? 🥵

Remember the video I sent you the other day? (if you saw it,..

Remember the video I sent you the other day? (if you saw it, i KNOW you remember) If you were wondering what had me sooo turned on in that video, the answer is in your DMS NOW 😳

The tentacle cabin is FINISHED and you know things are going..

The tentacle cabin is FINISHED and you know things are going to get RAUNCHY inside! Breaking her in with some dirty videos (duh...how else would I break her in?) that will be coming your way tonight!

Caption this and try to make me laugh! 👇

Caption this and try to make me laugh! 👇