If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same ..
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer as this question?
2021-06-11 22:08:31 +0000 UTC View PostIf I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer as this question?
2021-06-11 22:08:31 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be a keyboard because you’re exactly my type ⌨️🙂
2021-06-10 22:05:33 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like to eat Mexican? Because you’re heating up my taco 🌮
2021-06-09 22:04:44 +0000 UTC View PostDon’t let this go to your head, but do you want some? 😈
2021-06-08 22:10:02 +0000 UTC View PostBbrrrrrr 🥶 my hands are cold!! Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up? 🙃
2021-06-07 22:03:58 +0000 UTC View PostI think I could bake you realllllly happy 🧁😋
2021-06-06 22:03:53 +0000 UTC View PostDid you just ring my doorbell? Well… you can come inside if you want to 😇
2021-06-05 22:03:52 +0000 UTC View PostCan’t you tell that I wanna grind on you 🧂✊✊
2021-06-04 22:07:49 +0000 UTC View PostI love *every* bone in my body, especially yours 🦴
2021-06-03 22:06:44 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s play soccer. I’ll be the net, and you can score 🥅⚽️🏃
2021-06-02 22:06:08 +0000 UTC View PostFun fact about me, pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed 😛 🍕
2021-06-02 05:17:18 +0000 UTC View PostAre those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.
2021-05-31 22:04:58 +0000 UTC View PostI may not be rapunzel but i'd still let you pull my hair 😋
2021-05-31 06:18:18 +0000 UTC View PostDo you do carpeting? Because I’m looking for a deep shag 😏
Just a little bit of fun to pass the time while Melbourne is in lockdown for a few days 😘
Are you related to Dracula? Because you looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me 🧛♀️
2021-05-26 22:07:37 +0000 UTC View PostThere’s a big sale in my bedroom right now, clothes are 100% off 😜
2021-05-25 22:06:03 +0000 UTC View PostWant to cum over and watch porn all night on my new mirror? 😈
2021-05-24 22:06:23 +0000 UTC View PostOr maybe I should be a chicken farmer… because I sure know how to raise a cock 🐓
2021-05-24 02:52:18 +0000 UTC View PostIve been told I should consider changing careers to something in the concrete industry because im really good at making things hard 🙂
2021-05-23 08:55:48 +0000 UTC View PostYou know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me too 😉
2021-05-22 04:43:06 +0000 UTC View PostWanna insert your plug into my socket and we can generate some electricity? ⚡️
2021-05-21 07:50:47 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down? 🛗🙃
2021-05-20 05:25:21 +0000 UTC View PostYour place or mine? Tell you what… head at my place, tail at yours 😘
2021-05-18 22:05:50 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re just like wine tasting 🍷 they say to spit but I always prefer swallowing 🤫
2021-05-17 22:04:52 +0000 UTC View PostThey say that kissing is the language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me? 😇
2021-05-16 22:06:44 +0000 UTC View PostQuick quick, the FBI wants to steal your dick, hide it inside me 😉🤫
2021-05-15 22:05:09 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not usually into hunting but I’d love for you to catch me and mount me all over the house 🦌
2021-05-14 22:08:30 +0000 UTC View PostI need a pillow to sit on, can I sit on you? 🥺
2021-05-13 22:09:01 +0000 UTC View Post