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Happy Tuesday, my dears. 😘 Have yourself some tummy, and for..

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Happy Tuesday, my dears. 😘
Have yourself some tummy, and for the PPV, you can gander at some titties too!😁

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My hair's going crazier than American politics this morning...

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My hair's going crazier than American politics this morning...πŸ˜‚

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Happy Tuesday, sweetheart! 😘 I'm feeling a lot better now a..

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Happy Tuesday, sweetheart! 😘
I'm feeling a lot better now and managed to snap a few shower pics for you. More new content coming soon. Thank you for your patience.β™₯️

Ppv ditches the fishes.πŸ˜‹

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Hey everyone, Just a heads up. I've been sick off and on all..

Hey everyone,
Just a heads up.
I've been sick off and on all month and now I have covid (it's my first time, though!).
I try to post something at least once per week, but at this point, I've burned through all my unposted content.
Until I get back on my feet and get caught up, y'all should expect my posts to be a little thin.
I can't wait to be healthy and posting dirty stuff for you soon.
Thank you for your patience.β™₯️😘

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You wake up and she's looking at you like this... what do yo..

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You wake up and she's looking at you like this... what do you do?

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By special request, I bring you... me lifting some free weig..

By special request, I bring you... me lifting some free weights topless! πŸ˜‹

The PPV is a minute and a half long without a censor bar in sight! You'll see curls and tricep extensions. 😘

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Happy Tuesday, sweetheart.😘 Do you like me on my knees?

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Happy Tuesday, sweetheart.😘
Do you like me on my knees?

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Huh. So, not being sure if I'm going to be able to stay in a..

Huh. So, not being sure if I'm going to be able to stay in a bra is not really a problem I ever thought I'd have to deal with. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
Hell yeah, I guess.πŸ˜…
Watch me jump up and down in slow motion! PPV is longer. 😘

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Happy Tuesday, sweethearts.😘 I decided to do another fun lit..

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Happy Tuesday, sweethearts.😘
I decided to do another fun little chunk of overly-stylized hard-boiled detective writing, like I did originally in this post: https://onlyfans.com/973119852/imaskankypirate

Let me know if you like these. Should I do more?
If I put together a single, longer, complete story, is that something you'd enjoy??

Anyway, here's the scene!

I could tell the case was getting to her like a crow gets at peanuts. Sure, she'd made strides that day, but the weary set to her shoulders and the exhausted lines etched discordantly on the smooth skin of her face were a dead giveaway: the gains had been hard-earned. Her tie hung loose and a few buttons on her shirt had been popped open. Even still, this bird – PI Cherry Sapphire -- was a knockout and my eyes stayed glued to her as she gestured to the chair with a flick of her wrist. It was fluid and deliberate, like the switch of a panther's tail.

Moving forward, I asked, β€œI hear you tracked down that weasel who'd been flapping his gums, get anything juicy?”

β€œGive me two fingers and I'll tell you about it,” she said, her voice a husky rasp that sent shivers down my spine.

I froze like a boozed up deer in headlights.

She pointed to the bottle of scotch on her desk, a knowing smirk slinking onto her lips. β€œA drink, tiger. Pour me a drink and get yourself one too if you like.”

As I made my way to the bottle, she unbuttoned another few buttons on her silky blouse, giving an intriguing peek of what lay beneath.

She caught me watching and a predatory glint snuck into her eye.

β€œYou aren't like most dames, are you, PI Sapphire?” I asked, my voice rougher than I would have liked. I pulled the top off the bottle and poured a bit more than two fingers into the first glass.

β€œPlease, call me Cherry,” she said coming over to lean against the edge of her desk, so close that the stale, dusty air of the cluttered office became tinged with the sweet, warm smell wafting off of her body.

I wanted to stop and admire her, but I remembered the manners my old mad had belted into me and I poured the other glass instead.

β€œAnd most dames,” she continued, β€œmost detectives, wouldn't be able to solve this mystery, but I've uncovered some things you're going to want to hear.”

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My feelings about haunted houses has changed a bit as I've g..

My feelings about haunted houses has changed a bit as I've grown up. πŸ˜…
Now, who wants to take me in... I mean TO... a haunted house??πŸ˜˜πŸ‘»

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Okay, but be honest... How do we feel about my lazy, feeling..

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Okay, but be honest...
How do we feel about my lazy, feeling kinda blegh pajamas?
(also happy Tuesday 😘)

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This is a thing I saw people doing on the tweeters. So, I th..

This is a thing I saw people doing on the tweeters. So, I threw one together and, well, thought y'all might also appreciate it. πŸ˜‚
Happy Friday, sweethearts. 😘
Also, be nice: I made the music for something else and it only kinda fits here. 🀣

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Flowers are such a weird gift. πŸ˜…

Flowers are such a weird gift. πŸ˜…

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Y'all know the drill at this point; on Tuesdays you get tumm..

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Y'all know the drill at this point; on Tuesdays you get tummy and/or titties! πŸ˜‹
Happy Tuesday, my dears.😘
PPV to get that pesky cartoon cherry out of the way so that you can see the real one.πŸ’

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You know what's always struck me as a weird phrase? "I'm all..

You know what's always struck me as a weird phrase? "I'm all ears."πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
Sorry, this is a really really strange one. πŸ˜…

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Happy Tummy/Titty Tuesday, my dears.😘 PPV if you don't like ..

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Happy Tummy/Titty Tuesday, my dears.😘
PPV if you don't like fish.

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Can we just lay in bed staring at each other all day? Can we..

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Can we just lay in bed staring at each other all day?
Can we smile, and sigh, and giggle while our messy hair goes wherever it wants?

(Also, check out the new addition to the chest tattoo! She finished filling in the wings yesterday and I freaking LOVE it).

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Thank you, Jesus, for inventing tomatoes. I hope you got you..

Thank you, Jesus, for inventing tomatoes.
I hope you got your dick sucked real good for that one.
🀘😘🀘

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Happy Tummy, Titty, and Tyrannosaurus Rex Tuesday!πŸ¦– Of cour..

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Happy Tummy, Titty, and Tyrannosaurus Rex Tuesday!πŸ¦–

Of course, if you don't much like dinosaurs, you can make them go away with the PPV.😘

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Would you trans a date girl?

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Would you trans a date girl?

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Nothing quite like having someone staying with you for a few..

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Nothing quite like having someone staying with you for a few days to highlight just how much you usually walk around the apartment naked. πŸ˜…

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When there's an awkward lull in conversation on a first date..

When there's an awkward lull in conversation on a first date...πŸ˜…

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Hey everyone! So, just a heads up. My laptop up and died. Li..

Hey everyone!
So, just a heads up. My laptop up and died. Like, all the way dead. 😭
So, while I have a video set to post tomorrow that I had thankfully already finished and uploaded, we may be stuck in only-stuff-I-can-do-from-my-phone territory (mostly just simple pictures) for a little bit.
New computer is on the way already, though. So, hopefully we'll be back up and running soon and I promise good things are planned! Please just have a little patience through my technical difficulties.
Thank yoooouuuu! 😘😘😘

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Tuesdays are for tummies and titties and tacos and tushies a..

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Tuesdays are for tummies and titties and tacos and tushies and tattoos and...πŸ˜‚

Whatever you celebrate on Tuesdays, I hope it's a wonderful day. 😘

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Getting comfortable last nighy was tough, because of the new..

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Getting comfortable last nighy was tough, because of the new tattoo, but I woke up happy for the same reason.😁
It's pretty far from done, but I wanted to show off what she did yesterday, considering y'all paid for it. πŸ˜‹
Have a wonderful Monday, everyone. 😘

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So, it turns out that the rules for encouraging interaction ..

So, it turns out that the rules for encouraging interaction on social media don't apply to real life... πŸ˜…

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I don't know if I'm ever going to be able to top my Tummy Tu..

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I don't know if I'm ever going to be able to top my Tummy Tuesday post from last week,but here's another one. πŸ˜‚

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Woke up thinking about... things.πŸ₯΅

Woke up thinking about... things.πŸ₯΅

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Yeah, I'm just laying on the floor in my underwear in this o..

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Yeah, I'm just laying on the floor in my underwear in this one. πŸ˜‚πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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I took a bath for the first time in a long time and I discov..

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I took a bath for the first time in a long time and I discovered that I'm bad at sitting still in a slippery environment.πŸ˜‚πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ PPV to ditch the mermaid in that last picture.😘

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